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1. The sexy guy has sent you a sexy request to be your friend

1. The sexy dada is bringin home the bacon to mama

1. I would say im sexy, but that would be a lie, the truth is im incredibly sexy

1. Ring my bell, I wont answer. Why you ask? Because im in bed with your mom.

1. I can be sexy in front of you, and when im in the shower, now how many guys can do that.

1. I know, I know, Im beautiful, but please, Im not in the mood to get in bed with you yet, im too busy with your sister at the moment.

kyle, and yes im a friggin emo. Now get over it at 08:33AM on Dec 24, 2009

1. Ring my bell, I wont answer. Why you ask? Because im in bed with your mom.

this was my favorite-this worst one...

the sister one was funny, too

Haha. I never really took a look at this. Funny

lol. thanks.

• "OH F**!!!!"
•  Whats wrong!?
•  "I FORGOT MY CONDEMS!"
•  So what?
•  "Some gay guys are probely using them!"

What the hell? *laughs*

I  can think of a thousand things!

1. Hey guess what?
2. What?
3. I made out with your sisters

every things gets quiet,,

... not as good. awkwardness is key to funny. though i appreciate that nobody attack me now...

• Hey will you make out with me?
• Did you bring a condomn?
• Yes
• Then no
• But why?
• Because I wanna get pregnant then hold the baby up and scream "BEHOLD THE MIGHTY JESUS!"

Hilarious and random!!!

You are awesome!

Lol, thanks guys. And don't worry, I HAVE MORE TO COME!

when?